“Introduce people with thoughtful details. Such as: “Sheila, this is Daniel. Daniel, this is Sheila. Sheila enjoys horse-riding and comes from New Zealand. Daniel enjoys publishing and…” ~Shazzer (friend of Bridget Jones; movie: Bridget Jones’s Diary)
For example, how to maintain good manners in the most awkward of social situations, i.e. when you don’t actually like the people.
Click here: Video Clip of Bridget Jones
Transcript from video clip: (at Bridget’s work event)
Perpetua: Anyone going to introduce me?
Bridget: [to herself] Ah. Introduce people with thoughtful details. Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy. Mark is a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel raced ex-wife. Perpetua is a fat-ass old bag who spends her time bossing me around.
Bridget: [to herself] Maybe not.
Maybe not. Bridget regulates her desires and proceeds to introduce them respectfully. An etiquette that often fails in dysfunctional family systems.
The Christmas Eve Party 2013
“It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr. Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at a party. It’s like being called Heathcliff and insisting on spending the entire evening in the garden, shouting “Cathy” and banging your head against a tree.” ~Bridget Jones’s Diary (Helen Fielding)
Every year we are graciously invited to a Christmas Eve dinner party by the best friends of DH’s parents (Jenna and Charles). Last year, we were introduced to four ‘new’ guests: the pastor and her three adult daughters.
Jenna (paraphrasing from DH and my notes): “This is DH, the son of FiL. He lives in Europe working for Company X since he graduated from college and they move him all over the place. And this is his wife, TR, she goes where he goes and his Company finds her work wherever they end up.”
Silence. Then DH says “Um, that is not correct”. Then, dead, awkward silence until one of the pastor’s daughters changes subjects. (Loved the fact that DH spoke for the truth as opposed to speaking for me.)
After my shock wore off, I decided NOT to DEFEND myself to Jenna or the other guests. In the past, I would have tried to subtly negate Jenna’s introduction later in the conversation by controlling it. Instead, I thought of CS’s and Kara’s chalkboard “Think What You Like” and let conversation flow.
The Christmas Eve Party 2014
“Singletons should not have to explain themselves all the time but should have an accepted status — like geisha girls do” ~Bridget Jones’s Diary (Helen Fielding)
This year we arrived at the party and were greeted by the hosts and familiar faces. The first part of the evening was spent ‘chatting’ – meaning, covert aggressive comments/questions were flung for a JADE (justify-argue-defend-explain) response. A harmless Yes/No question, seemingly with interest, is asked with an immediate explanation that didn’t lead to actual conversation only to the next question, followed by the next explanation. The JADEing came to an end (or so I thought) with Jenna’s game: “You Are Where You Eat”:
Rules: Jenna read aloud a clue from pre-made cards and the rest of the guests guess who it is. On the back of the card is your seat number. Before moving on to the next clue, Jenna tells the person (who we just guessed) to share a specific story.
I believe the game was intended to entertain us before we sat down to dinner. Some of the clues didn’t quite live up to the expectation, unfortunately. Maybe it would have been in a different situation – where the guests are functional (as opposed to dysfunctional). The ‘suggested’ story that each person told felt like a justification of who we are rather than a sharing of who we are, imo.
Our index cards (DH, TR):
Our index cards were innocuous compared to others¹ and it was Jenna’s daughter that took the prize:
“I think I can, I think I can, I think I can get a college degree”
Her daughter had been to university (same university as DH) and didn’t finish. She has since gone back to school and is now close to graduating. For the last 10 years of Xmas Eve parties, either Jenna’s daughter or I have toggled between playing the token scapegoat. Can you guess where Scapegoat #1 and Scapegoat #2 were assigned seats? We both sat next to the pastor and to Emily Post’s relief, everyone managed to eat their salad with the appropriate fork while JADEing².
Etiquette in a Dysfunctional Family System
“Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor.” ~Emily Post
The only etiquette that works in a dysfunctional family system is playing your designated role (Scapegoat, Golden Child, Mascot, etc.). JADEing is the favored pastime, where subtle means that verbal cues are seemingly innocuous and no effort at all is therefore required to illicit a JADE reaction. And dare you use the wrong fork, will you forever be reminded of not only that shortcoming but also all the other past ones.
Maybe a point Emily Post and Bridget Jones could agree on is: Embrace yourself no matter which fork you use. :)
¹Our cards on the surface were harmless but were revealing in the sense of the repetitive manner in which DH and I are spoken to. Sadly, another card mentioned someone’s illness.
²In the movie, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Bridget goes to a dinner party with all married friends. The conversation focuses on her single status. At this Christmas Eve Party as others, we (Scapegoat #1 & #2) got questioned left and right about being vegetarian. Enjoy the clip.